Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...