Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...