Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...