Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....