Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...