Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...