How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...