The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...