Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...