yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...