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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...