The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Notice
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...