What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Men At Singles Bars
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3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!