An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...