Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...