Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...