A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
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Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
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|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.