Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...