Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...