A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.