Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Made in Canada
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Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
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How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...