Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....