What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...