What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...