tarantula with a rose?
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Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
What type of prize did you win?
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How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...