Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
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Condom Modelling Rejection
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Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...