Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...