A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...