Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...