What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...