Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...