What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.