Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...