Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...