Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...