Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...