Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...