New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...