Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....