Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...