But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...