Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...