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Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Food quotes and quips
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