A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...