Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...