Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...