Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...