My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.