Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...