50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...